liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
i hear you. all of you. jangling around in that dusty old head of yours
NOW I JUST SEE THIS SCENE AS TWELVE TROLLING THE SHIT OUT OF TEN.
OH MY GOD LOOKIT YOUR LITTLE STUBS, KITTY, YOU BARELY KNOW WHAT THEY DO, YOU ARE SO CUTE I’M GONNA HAVE TO KISS YOUR TUMMY NOW
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”
“We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?” - The Doctor
"Something my father taught me. It’s meant to harden your knuckles so you don’t break them if you get into a fight. It also has the added benefit of knocking on wood. My father believed that success is a mixture of preparation and luck. Tapping the table kills both birds with one stone."
- Frank Underwood
I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.
“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”
I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.
To this day, I still have absolutely no idea if he actually did the right thing by shooting little Tiffany. His story was very convincing…
I totally bought that he was right.
I always though this was about not demonizing people based on how they look, instead focussing on what they do.
THAT’S RIGHT AGENT J
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Very few people actually have an intact hymen to break, and due to lubrication nothing should actually be ripping! If you can use tampons then...
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wow that’s actually really cute. i’m really interested in this whole being in a seemingly healthy relationship with someone you really care about...
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