catch-thecumbersnitch:

catch-thecumbersnitch:

today I wore my Deathly Hallows necklace to school and someone asked me “isn’t that the deathly holocaust symbol”

yes

Harry Potter and the Third Reich: Book Eight

update: i was just asked if i’m wearing this to identify as a member of the illuminati

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

It’s not like a movie when we kiss, there’ll never be no music when we kiss. And I’m gonna have to learn that this love will never be convenient.